“Mormon” Fundamentalist “Prophet” Warren Jeffs has done it now!!!  NO SEX!   You see, by his ORDER, he has officially wiped out all FLDS marriages, (aka ‘sealings’) – and has commanded his hoodwinked and abjectly brainwashed flock to abstain from sex until he is released from his prison cell via a massive Armageddon-like event whereby his prison walls come tumbling down just like the walls of ancient Jericho.

You simply can’t make this lunacy up!!   It’s all true.  Listen to sweet “mainstream” Mormon reporter Carol Mikita tell the shocking tale on “mainstream” Mormon-owned KSL Channel 5 – Salt Lake City:

Talk to any “mainstream” Mormon in Utah, who is “active” in the faith – and you will hear howls of protest if and when the “biased media” refers to the FLDS people as “Mormons”.  It’s rapidly becoming “politically incorrect” to do so!   The truth is, however, these FLDS “po-lygs” are simply following the “inspired” teachings (aka revelations) of their LDS founder Joe Smith and of course Bring-em Young TO THE LETTER!  The FLDS “faithful” are simply a modern-day snapshot of life in pioneer Utah in the 1850’s.   In their cloistered “Zion” – the FLDS have maintained PURE MORMON tradition in every way.   Simply stated, if Brother Brigham entered a time machine in 1855, and zoomed to the year 2012 – I submit there is only one place he would recognize as even closely resembling his “Zion” home – the FLDS enclave.

Logic then demands an answer!   Can TRUTH spring from a FALSE root?   Can one harvest grapes from the seed of an apple?   As Jesus queried: ‘Can a corrupt root bring forth good fruit?”

The logic is quite simple with the Mormon Church – and the most famous Mormon – Willard “Mittens” Romney.   Their claim of uniqueness stems from their founder Joseph Smith’s bold declaration that he, and his elitist “Church” alone, had personally received from “Peter, James and John” the “Keys of the Holy Priesthood.”   Because of this, all other churches and sects were evil “abominations” presided over by Satan himself.  All other Non-Mormon pastors were simply agents of, and EMPLOYED BY Satan.  (In fact, this was portrayed graphically for decades in the LDS Temple ‘endowment’ – until being excised in the early 90’s).

FACT:  Joseph Smith, the ONLY holder of all God’s Priesthood “Keys” and thus the wellspring of all TRUTH, received a sacred “revelation” in 1843 called simply the “New and EVERLASTING Covenant” of Polygamy, aka a man must have multiple wives in order to become an exalted God in the “celestial” kingdom of God.   “Mainstream” Mormons try to ignore it, but this “revelation” is still in their “sacred writ” called the Doctrine and Covenants.  It is found in “Section 132” of that most sacred text!   Why?  To totally abandon it would mean abandoning the Men May Become God dogma, and everything related to it – INCLUDING TEMPLE ENDOWMENTS AND “SEALING”.

It seems to me that the FLDS “polygamists” are simply following their prophets Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, and John Taylor to the letter without deviation.  Here is the crazy part.  Mainstream Mormons are counseled to always “follow the Prophet – Don’t Go Astray”.   But what does one do when one “prophet” teaches concepts directly contrary to the founding prophet?   Who’s right?  Why would God change His mind?  What part of “Everlasting” don’t you get?

To the gullible, brainwashed, hoodwinked Mormon, (either “mainstream or FLDS, for they are all duped) – a “living”  Mormon prophet always trumps a Dead One.  After all, the living prophet can make your life a whole lot more miserable than that maggot-ridden dude buried 6 feet under!   So, they blindly obey their masters, and never seem to realize that the entire mess is all a huge hoax and fraud.  A corrupt root to begin with.   An organization of MEN that desperately wants to be called “Christian” while trampling over the most basic of Christian doctrine and teachings – which is that spiritual salvation and eternal life is a FREE GIFT called “Grace” – not earned by any amount of good works, lest any Mor-mon should BOAST.

As smooth and as polished as he may look, Mittens Romney has this type of FLDS “Warren-Jeffs” insanity in his DNA Genomes.   According to Fox News, Mitten’s “great-grandfather, Miles Park Romney, married his fifth wife in 1897. That was more than six years after the “Mainstream Mormons” banned polygamy and more than three decades after a federal law barred the practice.   OOOPS – does that mean you are FLDS, Brother Romney?

Romney’s great-grandmother, Hannah Hood Hill, was the daughter of polygamists. She wrote vividly in her autobiography about how she “used to walk the floor and shed tears of sorrow” over her own husband’s multiple marriages.

Romney’s great-great grandfather, Parley Pratt, an apostle in the church, had 12 wives. In an 1852 sermon, Parley Pratt’s brother and fellow apostle, Orson Pratt, became the first church official to publicly proclaim and defend polygamy as a direct revelation from God.”

Fox News has done their homework here.    Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,254362,00.html#ixzz1lGzB6Oyg

So, for those who love the truth, here are the unvarnished facts about how and why the FLDS are in reality more “Mormon” than LDS.

1.  The FLDS haven’t ever changed their Sacred Underwear (aka “garments”).  That sounds terrible, doesn’t it? Yet, it’s true.  As originally “revealed” to the “Prophet Joseph” – the sacred undies were one-piece long-johns that extended to the wrists, and over the ankles.   That is why the FLDS “faithful” wear long-sleeve shirts even on the hottest days, and why the “sisters” wear pioneer-style long skirts and long sleeved blouses.   “Mainstream” LDS, on the other hand, have seen NUMEROUS changes to their underwear.   They now have quite modern-looking two piece undies in a number of comfy materials.

2.  The FLDS have in their possession a most interesting document – a HAND-WRITTEN “revelation” – a “THUS SAYETH THE LORD” in the “Holy of Holies” room of the SLC Temple revelation from the LIVING LDS MORMON PROPHET John Taylor in 1886.   According to the FAITHFUL FLDS MORMONS, God defined what the word “Everlasting” means.    The FLDS people have been “true and faithful” ever since.

Photo Copy of 1886 Revelation to John Taylor to Save Polygamy

1886 Revelation
Given to President John Taylor September 27, 1886
My son John, you have asked me concerning the New and Everlasting Covenant how far it is binding upon my people.
Thus saith the Lord: All commandments that I give must be obeyed by those calling themselves by my name unless they are revoked by me or by my authority, and how can I revoke an everlasting covenant, for I the Lord am everlasting and my everlasting covenants cannot be abrogated nor done away with, but they stand forever.
Have I not given my word in great plainness on this subject? Yet have not great numbers of my people been negligent in the observance of my law and the keeping of my commandments, and yet have I borne with them these many years; and this because of their weakness—because of the perilous times, and furthermore, it is more pleasing to me that men should use their free agency in regard to these matters. Nevertheless, I the Lord do not change and my word and my covenants and my law do not, and as I have heretofore said by my servant Joseph: All those who would enter into my glory must and shall obey my law. And have I not commanded men that if they were Abraham’s seed and would enter into my glory, they must do the works of Abraham. I have not revoked this law, nor will I, for it is everlasting, and those who will enter into my glory must obey the conditions thereof; even so, Amen.
Again, the logic to this convoluted religious mess is pretty simple, actually.   If Joe Smith was a TRUE PROPHET, then Section 132 of the Mainstream Mormon’s D&C is a true revelation and Mormon polygamy is just that: to be “everlasting” not “temporary depending on political pressures”.   Remember, we are talking about a COVENANT, here – not a philosophy or a dogma of opinion.    Then following that logic, Warren Jeffs is the one true “Mormon prophet” because he followed John Taylor, who gave the “sealing keys” to Lorin Woolley, not to Wilford Woodruff.   Jeffs you see, shows how he received the TEMPLE KEYS from a succession line directly back to Taylor.

The TRUTH is even more plain and obvious to all but the hypnotized and brainwashed Mormons.  Joe Smith was simply a false prophet, and thus polygamy is simply ADULTERY in a most twisted disguise!  Mormonism (both FLDS and “mainstream”) therefore is a bogus religion of MAN, and thousands of young men and women are wasting two years of their lives as missionaries spewing bogus lies.

The TRUTH???  Joe Smith’s wife Emma caught him with his trousers down bouncing around in the hayloft with hot little 14 year old Fanny Alger – and he solved the dilemma by declaring it was all ordered by God’s fiery angel with a flaming sword.

Brilliant move Joe!   Hey, if Emma didn’t like it, and hassled you too much, well – according to Section 132 – SHE WOULD BE DESTROYED!!!   Problem solved.   (Are you reading this Newt Gingrich??)