Instead of maintaining something called "Homeland Security" - why not dissolve it and form an all-encompassing U.S. Department of Truth, to oversee the "Justice" Department and all "National Security" concerns. Then this "One Nation Under God" could at last create a most safe and SECURE HOMELAND!! (No need for millions of killer bullets!)
If this would ever happen, I submit here is the winning resume for this most important cabinet post!
The Resume of Jesus Christ
Address: Ephesians 1:20
Phone: Romans 10:13
Website: The Bible .
Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
My name is Jesus -The Christ, aka Yeshua Christus. Many call me simply Lord! I’ve sent you my resume because I’m anxiously seeking the top management position in your nation’s heart, not only the top post in the U.S. Truth Department. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
· I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19)
· I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7)
· I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7)
· I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13)
· The blessings of joyful living and eternal life comes upon you and all humanity only through me.
I’ve only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ).
· I’ve never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
· My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15 -17)
·Some of my skills and work experiences include: empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18).
· I am a “Wonderful Counselor”, (See Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33 ).
· Most importantly, I alone have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of all your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
· I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
· In me are hidden all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
· My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105).
· I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21).
· I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times (See Genesis 1:26 ).
· I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II Corinthians 5:15 ).
· I defeated the arch enemy of all mankind and made a show of the victory openly, (See Colossians 2:15 ).
· I’ve miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! More importantly, I have successfully overturned corrupt banking operations stealing money from the people!
· There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at: www dot – the BIBLE. (You don’t need an Internet connection or computer to access my website.)
· Believers and followers numbering in the millions worldwide will testify to my divine healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidance I have personally given them – totally free of charge.
Now that you’ve read my resume, I’m confident that I’m the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart and your great nation. In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47 ).
More importantly, I CAN HEAL YOUR LAND – and I can do it in less than a year! (See 2 Chronicles 7:14)
When can I start? Time is of the essence! (See Hebrews 3:15 ).